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Welcome to Fantasy Twatball

Yet another fantasy football game based on the FIFA®™ World Cup™© tournament, sort of.

What is Twatball? Twatball is a fantasy league game for the football world cup, turned on its head.

Select your dream XI of thugs, cheats and hapless bunglers, then sit back and watch them rack up points for red and yellow cards, own goals, blatant dives and missed penalties.

Twatball is completely free and you can set up your own custom leagues to compete against your friends, family and work colleagues.

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Want to chat about twatball, the World Cup or any other old rubbish? Come and join us on 40 percent, the Pitcairn Island of the internet.

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4 September

• Happy birthday to Mark Milligan (Australia)
• Happy birthday to Richard Garcia (Australia)
• Happy birthday to Kwang-Chon Ri (North Korea)
• Happy birthday to Raúl Albiol (Spain)
• Happy birthday to Oscar Boniek García (Honduras)

Forthcoming dates

• 10 June: Euro 2012 starts...

You might want to follow @twatball on twitter for odd announcements and stuff.

Should anyone feel desperately moved to throw money our way to recompense the hours of rereading the PHP manual that are going into producing this internet gaming experience (even though you've not seen most of it yet), we offer you the opportunity to make payments by paypal: just press this button:

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